Since I never made one. I will show king noob how this is done.

Let me get a beer first.
Location: Nebraska
Age: 30 (doubles most of your ages)
Real Name: Brian
Which do you play more often, GPP or 1.1: 1.1
Any servers you're banned from: No, not at the moment
All and any aliases, or previous ones: Dogma, CuddlzTheUnicorn, SyphaleticVaginalBloodfa
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1.) What will you bring to the table for Seeds? What can you do for the clan to benefit us as a group, and as a family?
I will eventually do something for you poor bastards. As of right now, I will help with scrimming and pretty much anything within my power, except host a server with a computer.

2.) Describe to us, what you think makes a prestigious gamer?
I like to play games no matter how bad I lose. I never throw the controller/mouse/keyboard. If you buy them yourself, you know how much they cost and that's a lot of lawns to mow.
3.) What other previous clans have you been in, or applied for? If you're are in a current clan while you're applying, you will be declined, no questions asked.
I was in DS and currently in the dormat clan NULL.
4.) In your mind, do you think you're a good Tremulous Player? Why?(This question is important)
This question is not important

. I am a reasonable player that is willing to learn new techniques and builds to better my tremulous experience. Also to make the opponent wish that I wasn't the builder

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5.) Describe to us, yourself in one word.
Giradia : your mom told you not to drink the water. You did anyways. Now you're on a 3 week diet plan that will not let you escape the bathroom. It's amazing what they put in cow poop.

"6.) Who do you think is the sexiest out of tibs, Sonic, and Moose? List them in order from most attractive, to hideous. Do not avoid this question, you're REQUIRED to make a list. Sonic, tibs, moose"
Cause I'm feeling cruel 
I choose no order.
Sonic: only 14 year old emo girls/boys think you're attractive.
Tibs: you're asian and play guitar, I've never heard of such rubbish.
Moose: lay off the twinkies and meth, and you'll do fine.
Love you all

but I'm married, so lay off the wet dreams!