Ummmm lets see... how should I start this??
Oh I know

Panda-"Hello welcome to Panda Express may I take your order.

"
Seeds-"Oh one Panda application with some of that awesome sauce and orange chicken on the side"
Panda-"We are out of orange chicken. Could I interest you in some BBQ chicken instead"
Seeds-"That sounds good"
Panda-"Would you like fries with that?"
Seeds-"This is a Chinese take out place!!"
Panda-"Yes or no for the fries?"
Seeds-"No just give me my
**** application!!!!!"
Panda-

Ok now that I have wasted your time let me introduce myself. I am currently going by the name of Panda but it is subject to change. I have used many other names but without much regularity and ussually spent my time playing and not talking. I play mainly on AA and BB servers now but I used to play on the X server a lot because it was a noob. I have played this game for about 5 years off and on and originally started by playing LAN games with my friends in 3v3's instead of online. So I am used to the idea of a scrim and working as a team. However they became tired of the game and moved on so I now play Starcraft with them and tremulous online. I have never really decided to get into the whole clan thing because it seemed silly to me and I did not care about my Tremulous status. However something has changed in my. I have seen a bunch of Seeds members lately destroying everyone in Tremulous and I really want to become a part of it. I have felt out the whole clan thing and yesterday I enjoyed using teamspeak with Moose, tibs, and Legit and then later got to spend some quality time with Moose

if you know what I mean. (Alas I digress). Anyway I am a man of many interests. I am a ski racer as well as a scuba diver and the bigest nerd you will ever meet. I am not a people person and I am bad at communication for the most part but if I work at it I can make friends. As far as my trem skills go I am a major noob

. The only thing I can do is use a rifle to shoot things and spray and pray with the shotty. My alien is sad. I can sort of dretch and my goon can get a kill every once in a while but all in all I am worse than tibs so I should get the title of worst player in seeds. I have team speak and a head set hiding in my house somewhere (I hope). I am a highschool senior in who lives in Calfornia and I am devoted to my studies. I have recieved conditional acceptance to MIT provided I can keep my grades up and I get my last few spanish credits. So it will make it a little difficult to get on some times but I will make sure I am active during this application period. Also it is looking like I will be getting the NROTC scholarship so I will have some income while I am going to school for free so I think I will be able to pay for a server or two if you want. So thats all but I think that this is going to get declined so why the hell did I make it. Oh too late I am posting it.
Sincerely
Panda aka Mitch (my first name)
P.S. Rogue just in case you check this app I am the Zockue guy.