We need a server!

[bolt]

Seeds Of Poor Immigrants

[ThisIsBS]

Wheres my money Sonic? Make enough on the streets yet? Anyways, here is a little something thaT can go really well

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26:48 say: Prophet: I might be able to procure you guys a better server
 26:49 ClientTeamClass: 3 alien level0
 26:49 say: {>}tibs|TF: aw
 26:50 say: {>}tibs|TF: nades blew
 26:51 ClientTeamClass: 7 alien level4
 26:51 say: {>}tibs|TF: :*(
 26:53 say: {>}tibs|TF: i gtg
 26:54 say: {>}tibs|TF: bbbbb
 26:55 say: Sv:Bear: why <.<
 26:56 say: Prophet: kk
 26:56 say: Sv:Bear: bb
 26:57 say: Prophet: bb
 26:57 say: {>}tibs|TF: Wait
 27:01 say: {>}tibs|TF: Really Prophet?
 27:05 ClientTeamClass: 3 alien level4
 27:05 say: Prophet: well
 27:08 Decon: 3 12 32: >Br<TaiLung destroyed arm by MOD_LEVEL4_CLAW
 27:11 Kill: 6 7 32: Sv:Bear killed Prophet by MOD_LEVEL4_CLAW
 27:13 say: {>}tibs|TF: Really Prophet?
 27:13 say: {>}tibs|TF: Really Prophet?
 27:14 say: {>}tibs|TF: Really Prophet?
 27:14 say: Prophet: Im buying a proffesional one in a few months
 27:15 say: {>}tibs|TF: oops
 27:21 Kill: 6 3 32: Sv:Bear killed >Br<TaiLung by MOD_LEVEL4_CLAW
 27:23 ClientTeamClass: 3 alien builderupg
 27:25 say: {>}tibs|TF: !nuke
 27:25 Kill: 1022 2 45: <world> killed {>}tibs|TF by MOD_SLAP
 27:25 Kill: 1022 3 45: <world> killed >Br<TaiLung by MOD_SLAP
 27:25 Kill: 1022 6 45: <world> killed Sv:Bear by MOD_SLAP
 27:26 say: Prophet: and it's probably gonna have a ton of extra space
 27:28 ClientTeamClass: 3 alien builderupg
 27:28 ClientTeamClass: 6 alien level0
 27:29 ClientTeamClass: 3 alien level4
 27:30 say: {>}tibs|TF: :o
 27:40 say: {>}tibs|TF: Wait
 27:42 Decon: 3 16 32: >Br<TaiLung destroyed repeater by MOD_LEVEL4_CLAW
 27:42 say: Prophet: its for my Clans TF2
 27:43 say: {>}tibs|TF: Who are you buying it for
 27:45 say: {>}tibs|TF: Oh
 27:46 ClientTeamClass: 6 alien level4
 27:50 Decon: 3 12 32: >Br<TaiLung destroyed arm by MOD_LEVEL4_CLAW
 27:51 say: {>}tibs|TF: What do you mean space?
 27:52 Decon: 3 14 32: >Br<TaiLung destroyed medistat by MOD_LEVEL4_CLAW
 27:56 say: {>}tibs|TF: You mean by memory?
 27:56 Decon: 3 9 32: >Br<TaiLung destroyed telenode by MOD_LEVEL4_CLAW
 27:56 Exit: Aliens win.
 27:56 score: 92  ping: 7  client: 2 {>}tibs|TF
 27:56 score: 22  ping: 240  client: 3 >Br<TaiLung
 27:56 score: 22  ping: 240  client: 9 *Th@noz!.
 27:56 score: 14  ping: 84  client: 5 Re.(v)olt:z
 27:56 score: 10  ping: 100  client: 7 Prophet
 27:56 score: -118  ping: 151  client: 6 Sv:Bear
 27:58 say: Sv:Bear: gg
 28:02 say: Sv:Bear: bb
 28:06 say: Prophet: Extra ram, bandwidth, etc
 28:06 ClientDisconnect: 6 [190.1.152.196] (945209A539486B21139FEE868004C3E1) "Sv:Bear"
 28:07 say: >Br<TaiLung: b
 28:10 say: {>}tibs|TF: Oh
 28:11 say: {>}tibs|TF: Cool
 28:12 say: {>}tibs|TF: :D
 28:15 say: {>}tibs|TF: I really gtg
 28:18 say: Prophet: bb
 28:18 say: {>}tibs|TF: bb
 28:20 say: >Br<TaiLung: i need clan ='(
 28:20 ClientDisconnect: 2 [70.132.140.14] (83EF71A8F80C8E71841E932D91B06308) "{>}tibs|TF"
 28:23 ClientDisconnect: 7 [74.242.247.191] (051F003D6973704DAB1204BC822508FA) "Prophet"


[Moose]

Who cares, Tail needs a clan! =(

[spthysis]

Yall some poor ass dudes,

Ahaha, you're one to talk.

As a 14 year old, I make $30/hour working for the Bivings group during the summer, and I also co-own a web design/hosting business during the rest of the year, earning ~1200 bucks/mo.

[Mirage-]

Very nice. I ref soccer and teach skiing to little kids but I only make about 4 thousand a year doing that. Anyway thanks for telling us your finacial situation.

[spthysis]

Very nice. I ref soccer and teach skiing to little kids but I only make about 4 thousand a year doing that.

That's pretty good.

Anyway thanks for telling us your finacial situation.

And how is my explaining it to you different than

Very nice. I ref soccer and teach skiing to little kids but I only make about 4 thousand a year doing that.

or

Sonic says that he needs to get a job first. Out of curiousity how many of us have jobs? I work on a ski hill on the weekends teaching kids so I make some money. If you want I can look into getting a server or at least help pay for some of the costs.

I make about 50 bucks a weekend and that totals to about 200 ish a month. So if you want I can paypal money provided I can figure a way out without my parents finding out. They don't approve of me playing trem.

[ThisIsBS]

Nice lol...

I co own Microsoft and make millions a year. Gg guys.

[Dogma]

If you even worked for Microsoft you would have a reasonable computer
A co-owner would have at least one good computer in each room of the house. I'm poor and have a computer in all rooms of the house except two of the bedrooms and the garage

[ThisIsBS]

My dad manages my money in a bank account, I can't access it until I'm 18.

Gg Dogman.

[Dogma]

All lies! I know your next computer is going to be a fail mac

[Mirage-]

Umm dude get it right. Panda≠Subliminal however we both make money as ski instructors. Also you opened the conversation so I simply responded. However I will concede that you make a very good argument so +1 there.

[Moose]

Since I am obviously the only sane one here, I will talk about everyone's finical situation. Excluding the Microsoft lies, and anything else you ladies have talked about so far. I'll be talking about...

"Finical Stories"

Sonic: Oh where do I begin with him? He's making tons with all the activities this guy has. So far, his major income comes from the following; Giving unprivileged kids Tremulous lessons, teaching people the RIGHT technique to Track and Field, and finally, selling his mix tapes of Usain Bolt's play list that he beats off, excuse me, runs to. Oh, and let's not forget that he works at a hospital running errands for the physicians. I guess your job title would be '****'?

spythisis: (I'm not too acquainted with you, but I am pretty sure I hit this nail on the head when I talk about your personal income.) Guys, this guy is a man among men. He's bringing home the bacon to lady granger every day, with a marvelous plan. He sells ideas for his aliases. I believe he's racking in with this type of career. I sugest you start a business out of this, and make it a permanent profession. If you need a good partner in crime for this, just ask Medi.

tibs: I'll give it to 'ya bud, you're doing great for an immigrant that didn't have the same opportunities as us. However, you're doing great working at your Dad's bakery. I hope this year after taxes are done, you feel 'comfortable' with your finical situation. I almost forgot, you are also making some side income with the Chinese lessons you give on the weekends, and of course guitar lessons as well.

Soran: He's a bit young, so don't make fun of him if he registers under the poverty level. But, I do commend him on trying his best at what he does. He may not succeed at it, but what the hell, we can sure get a kick out of watching him fail, and that's all that counts Soran. Let's get to what he does, shall we? I'm sorry I couldn't save you the embarrassment on this one bud, I just couldn't skip over you. Soran is now a full time impersonator. Yes, that's right! Soran impersonates people for a living! He's not too good at it however. He couldn't even pull off getting pass a couple of emo kids who play Tremulous after school. I wish the best of luck for you now, I suggest trying an easier person to play, maybe, I don't know, Justin Bieber. Yes! That'll work perfect for you!


Panda: Ah, Panda. The child prodigy I like to call this kid. He could recite the presidents backwards at the age of 8 months. It's remarkable. However, this poor guy is well underpaid. Panda is a math tutor for the clan. Now, now, guys, stop laughing. He's helping us out plenty, and you could even let him tuitor you too! Just pay me a small payment of $8 daily, and you'll become the next Benjamin Carson guys! Now, let's get to how much Panda gets paid. Panda isn't doing too well, the clan can only afford to pay him in bamboo. He's getting 5 stalks a day, and with donations, maybe we can get him some soy beans!


Dark: Ah, this lazy, raging bastard! You can't hate him, he's just too adorable! However, for his income, it's quite simple. This bum has filed for Social Security at the age of 15, and awaiting the results, let's wish him luck!


Bolt: You can barley understand the guy, but he has a been blessed with a gift. He creates slogans for rising companies! He's racking in tons with this talent. You may have heard some of his catchy phrases already, "GG BOLT" or maybe "Walkin' in the Sky" Keep it going Bolt! Can't wait to hear what you come up with next!

Baslick: The guy has it easy. He isn't gifted with anything special, just a talent to pull sponsorships! No college for him guys, he's now sponsored by Coca Cola! Try his new flavor, 'Basi Coke' It's now stocked in any featured convenience store near you today! 


Now, you guys are probably wondering what I do? How do I survive, will it's simple. I am now a proud owner of the Nation's largest retail store for Moose! We have anything you want! Need new hoofs? We have the perfect size for you! Or, maybe, your favorite pair of jeans has a gigantic hole in them, well you're just in luck, all this month, jeans are on clearance!

This concludes my first post of "Finical Stories" mainly because my laptop is about to die...
If you would like to see your name on here, leave a post, and I'll do it!

Also, remember, I am just poking fun at you guys because you're my buds! Don't take it the wrong way.

-MooseS

[Sonic]

lmaooo. i love bolt's and also dark's say in this, however I am saving up my money for a vehicle with 4 wheels that could drive for now until april. Then i will be hosting a server for the clan. But as of now, you can call me a ****   

[Moose]

Didn't you like your part? I like Soran's the best. I actually lol'd.

But as of now, you can call me a ****   

Don't give Bolt or Dark any ideas, they'll be screaming that in TS for weeks.

[Mirage-]

Moose I love you for that. No homo. That was **** awesome. Also no worrys I doubt any of us will get mad at you for that but the disclaimer was nice in its pink color. Finally my respect for you just shot up a ton.

BTW do one for legit he will feel left out if you don't.