clanv

Yeah well kiing to be brutally honest you can take that pathetic excuse of an apology and **** yourself with it. If you are going to make an apology then don't start with I already apologized... make it a good strong paragraph that is well written and grammatically correct. Own up to what you are doing and hope to god that we forgive you.... for example.

"Dear Members of Seeds and other affiliates,

Due to my horribly immature actions in a desperate attempt to gain your affection to hasten my arrival into your ranks I have tarnished your reputation. I sincerely apologize for my grievous error durning your scrim against Pk on (insert the date in full). I have already apologized to them for ghosting during the scrim and I made it apparent that I was acting on my own volition and that while you may have benefited from my actions you did not ask or order me to ghost. I now realize the full consequences of my actions for not only did I invalidate the scrim but I also tarnished your otherwise impeccable reputation and contributed to the departure of my idol Legit. I was fully aware that what I was doing was wrong However I did not completely understand the magnitude of the damage my actions would cause. I now due. I have taken away a lot from this and I believe that I am now a better person. I completely understand if you guys refuse to forgive me for what I did was unacceptable. However if you can find it in your heart to offer me a second chance then I promise I will never repeat these errors. I understand that because of my age I am not nearly as mature as some of the older members, but I am confident that I will be able to turn that around and decrease this enormous difference in maturity.

Your humble follower,
Calvin Nguyen aka Kiingnoob"

You get the idea... if I saw something like that comming from you, I would be a million times more inclined to let you off the hook. However your "Sorry Seeds :')" doesn't say ****. Sorry is just a word... express how sorry you are. If the best you can say is "sorry I wont do it again" then get the hell out. That is something my eight year old brother could say to me and he would sound more sincere then you. Since there is no tone or expressions on the forum you need to write out the gravity of your sorrow.

I have said something to this effect several times, but I will be a little more blunt... "write some **** paragraphs here and there to demonstrate that you actually have a **** brain or I will continue to treat you like a kid"

P.S. Yes this is a flame!!!! Please don't remind me... but to be honest he has needed this for a while. Anyway for any of you who are just now reading this and thinking about how big of an **** I am, I will not deny the fact that this is pretty dick. I acknowledge that. However I am rarely ever like this, for I believe that flaming should be a last resort and even when I do flame I do my best present it in a very articulate manner. If I hurt anyone's feelings then my only word of advice is: "Get used to it. This happens a lot in the real world when your work is this bad."

P.P.S. Sorry Moose I know this is your job, but I am confident that in my place you would say the same thing.

P.P.P.S I swear to God, Allah, Buddha, my toaster, and whatever being you worship that if you don't redo your apology then I will never forgive you. Hell I might do something as drastic as hacking your computer, filling it with ****, and then calling your mom anonymously to tell her my concern about you. Then I will urge her to check your computer... my guess is she wouldn't like what she finds.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Sincerely
-Shakespeare (Yeah I am going with it for now... don't judge me or I will smack you with some works of literary merit i.e. "Romeo and Juliet The Extended Edition")