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Since I am obviously the only sane one here, I will talk about everyone's finical situation. Excluding the Microsoft lies, and anything else you ladies have talked about so far. I'll be talking about...


Sonic: Oh where do I begin with him? He's making tons with all the activities this guy has. So far, his major income comes from the following; Giving unprivileged kids Tremulous lessons, teaching people the RIGHT technique to Track and Field, and finally, selling his mix tapes of Usain Bolt's play list that he beats off, excuse me, runs to. Oh, and let's not forget that he works at a hospital running errands for the physicians. I guess your job title would be '****'?

spythisis: (I'm not too acquainted with you, but I am pretty sure I hit this nail on the head when I talk about your personal income.) Guys, this guy is a man among men. He's bringing home the bacon to lady granger every day, with a marvelous plan. He sells ideas for his aliases. I believe he's racking in with this type of career. I sugest you start a business out of this, and make it a permanent profession. If you need a good partner in crime for this, just ask Medi.

tibs: I'll give it to 'ya bud, you're doing great for an immigrant that didn't have the same opportunities as us. However, you're doing great working at your Dad's bakery. I hope this year after taxes are done, you feel 'comfortable' with your finical situation. I almost forgot, you are also making some side income with the Chinese lessons you give on the weekends, and of course guitar lessons as well.

Soran: He's a bit young, so don't make fun of him if he registers under the poverty level. But, I do commend him on trying his best at what he does. He may not succeed at it, but what the hell, we can sure get a kick out of watching him fail, and that's all that counts Soran. Let's get to what he does, shall we? I'm sorry I couldn't save you the embarrassment on this one bud, I just couldn't skip over you. Soran is now a full time impersonator. Yes, that's right! Soran impersonates people for a living! He's not too good at it however. He couldn't even pull off getting pass a couple of emo kids who play Tremulous after school. I wish the best of luck for you now, I suggest trying an easier person to play, maybe, I don't know, Justin Bieber. Yes! That'll work perfect for you!


Panda: Ah, Panda. The child prodigy I like to call this kid. He could recite the presidents backwards at the age of 8 months. It's remarkable. However, this poor guy is well underpaid. Panda is a math tutor for the clan. Now, now, guys, stop laughing. He's helping us out plenty, and you could even let him tuitor you too! Just pay me a small payment of $8 daily, and you'll become the next Benjamin Carson guys! Now, let's get to how much Panda gets paid. Panda isn't doing too well, the clan can only afford to pay him in bamboo. He's getting 5 stalks a day, and with donations, maybe we can get him some soy beans!


Dark: Ah, this lazy, raging bastard! You can't hate him, he's just too adorable! However, for his income, it's quite simple. This bum has filed for Social Security at the age of 15, and awaiting the results, let's wish him luck!


Bolt: You can barley understand the guy, but he has a been blessed with a gift. He creates slogans for rising companies! He's racking in tons with this talent. You may have heard some of his catchy phrases already, "GG BOLT" or maybe "Walkin' in the Sky" Keep it going Bolt! Can't wait to hear what you come up with next!

Baslick: The guy has it easy. He isn't gifted with anything special, just a talent to pull sponsorships! No college for him guys, he's now sponsored by Coca Cola! Try his new flavor, 'Basi Coke' It's now stocked in any featured convenience store near you today! 


Now, you guys are probably wondering what I do? How do I survive, will it's simple. I am now a proud owner of the Nation's largest retail store for Moose! We have anything you want! Need new hoofs? We have the perfect size for you! Or, maybe, your favorite pair of jeans has a gigantic hole in them, well you're just in luck, all this month, jeans are on clearance!

This concludes my first post of "Finical Stories" mainly because my laptop is about to die...
If you would like to see your name on here, leave a post, and I'll do it!

Also, remember, I am just poking fun at you guys because you're my buds! Don't take it the wrong way.

-MooseS