That whole 1 paragraph of "Words of Wisdom" brought a tear to my eye.
Parts I liked
that first our server sucks a dick and we need a new one.
Third our server sucks anyway
You make a lot of sence bro.
bunch of fuckwits
Yes you are.
And, last, but not least, my favorite part!
P.P.S. Ok you can ban me for eternity now.
You got it bro!